Angle adjustments: $7. Scintillating prose is extra.
I was feeling a little blue the other day. So I looked online for something to amuse me. A news release with poor prose usually brings a smile to my face. I didn't need to look far. At MyPRGenie.com, I found sentences like these: "The advancement in science and technology has escalated the living standard of the people to far greater heights." "Thousands of customers have already made it the integral part of their life and many more are on the verge of getting it soon." "Why is the reason that this USB Adjust Angle has received such a substantial response within a short period of time? Well, many people still wonder; however, the users have already got the answers." These aren't the observations of a drunken platinum futures salesperson in Des Moines. They are all direct excerpts from a news release for a "Conveniently Adjustable Mini USB Adjust Angle for Night Book Reading." The product is a run-of-the-mill USB-powered lamp ...